when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb
It doesn’t matter what it was for (Halloween, a party, just felt like it). I want to see how many other people have done this.
Also feel free to add which brother(s).
"Juggalo" refers to mainly male ICP fans, whereas "Juggalette" is a female ICP fan. I’ve seen enough vinyl car decals on the road to know there’s a gendered difference.
But it could be that “Juggalo” has progressed to something like calling a mixed bag of friends “guys”. It could very well be all-encompassing ICP fans nowadays. But I really couldn’t tell you for certain. I’m not entirely certified in Jugganomics.
I feel such pity for the homestucks who didn’t know faygo was an actual thing, or who live in places where you can’t find it, when I’m over here in Michigan like
Shit’s a dietary staple here.
As someone who lives in michigan, I can say that this is 10000000% true
…Does this mean there’s now a game called “Homestuck or Juggalo/ette?”
Because sitting on the floor, stone and so on gives you cancer!
It has been proven without a doubt with centuries of research done in the Slavic lands that sitting on the floor/grass/stone or any other cold surface will cause you to “get a wolf.” (Nie siadaj na kamieniu/betonie/mokrej trawie, bo dostaniesz wilka!) We can only speculate as to what this wolf is, and we hope it’s not a tiny pack of predators nesting in your nether regions. Our researchers theorize that this wolf you will undoubtedly acquire will be in the form of a bladder infection, hemorrhoids, or inflammation of the nerve roots. We squat for health.
I can see the public health campaign posters and slogans now
OH MY GODS.
My grandparents always talked about how my extremely Polish great-grandmother (all mother’s side) used to always say if you sat on something hard or cold “you’d get a cold in your butt”. And so they always discouraged it.
NOW I UNDERSTAND. …I THINK.